Apparently, this is what happens when I have Dr. Pepper and Pringles before bedtime. I dream it then have to get it outta my head somehow.
I attached the semi-crossover warning for a good reason. Three guesses as to what, exactly, the Star of Vos is, and I have serious doubts anyone will need those first two. Also, I'm fairly sure the medbot here is Ratchet, but the dream-muse didn't give me that much info.
I'm keeping it as a one-shot for now; I have to see what else my dream-muse throws my way for this microverse. The only thing it told me was that each part of you-know-who's name came from two different sources - one as something to call him by the medbot and the other by Jacka--er, Sentinel Minor at boot camp.